Rodney Recommends... The Resurrection Of Lee Bowyer

"Come on Lee, if Harry Kewell can do it, you can!" A rallying call from Rodney there. "Well, it needed saying."

On the subject of Kewell and Bowyer, do you remember that documentary about kiss-and-tell stories in the world of football, a few years back? "Oh aye bud, I do actually. It was hilarious. Slags approached Bowyer and Kewell in Majestyk. Kewell vaguely acknowledged that someone had attempted to talk to him. Bowyer went home with them, and most probably kissed them." Quite.