Rodney Recommends... A New Game Show

What is this new game show?

• "Steve Backley comes out of retirement and stands for 55 minutes with javelin in hand.

• "Viewers ring in and vote for which game show host they hate the most.

• "Text A followed by the word "Twat" for Chris Tarrant. Text B followed by the word "Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase" for Noel Edmonds. Or Text C followed by "Fat Smug Git" for Eamoon Holmes.

• "After 55 minutes the game show host with the most votes is revealed. Steve Backley shoves his javelin up the winner's arse.

• "It will be a 3-part series. The two losers from the first show come back for the 2nd show and the loser from the 2nd show comes back for the 3rd show."