Rodney Recommends... A Holiday

"I'm off on holiday?" Can I come? "No."

How long are you going for? "10 days to a fortnight."

Where are you going? "I'm off to do a bit of research on my family tree in Trinidad and Tobago." Will you bring me back some rum? "OK."

You won't forget to return to your blog after this break will you? "No. I just need a bit of a rest." OK, see you in a couple of weeks then.